I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is


Excellent gif use

(via consciousramblings)


ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via p-olitically-incorrect)

Can somebody please just have a place for me to stay in Wellington so I can go down?? Good god people.

My head chef gave me grief for being tired when I had literally worked 27 of the previous 36 hours at the end of a six day week. I was fucking clocked in doing shit for 27 god damn hours. wtf? It would be inhuman of me to not be tired. 

I would be being dishonest towards our customers if I wore that extra bunch of makeup that makes it look like I’ve actually been sleeping more than four hours a night.

I am the worst with boys/people. Why? I don’t even know.